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bevos from j-land and beyond
2012-01-15
Ice Ice Latte [KIRIN | ESPRESSO TEA]
At my first sip I thought for sure I had a dud product, it tasted like regular kirin milk tea with the addition of funky grapefruit. Automatically I assumed it must have passed it's use-by date or since I had made a buffoon of myself in the convenience store by dropping it on the ground that perhaps I had wrecked the can.
But no, apparently not. After a quick google I find that yes indeed it does have a bitter taste which some review as pleasant, but honestly I can't believe it. It is still sitting on my desk with only one sip taken and I'm not sure I want to go for another, but I must!
I check the can again for a picture of grapefruit, but find no such reference. At first swilling it around in your mouth it could be described as a really burnt flavour which I suppose is espresso-ish, but really, it seems overdone and unpleasant and now I just have a grapefruit-tea aftertaste.
If you're adventurous and/or bored, go for it. I gave it a 1/10 for satisfiction(sic) in the knowledge that it was not expired, damaged or grapefruit inspired. I found mine on the discount table and was sure I was going to be spraying it out after the first sip due to it being expired.
Taste (-6)
Weirdness (4)
Satisfaction (1)
2012-01-10
キレートレモン [Clean & Lemon | Pokka]
Main drink series site here: http://pokka.jp/kire-to/
Taste (10)
Weirdness (1)
Satisfaction (10)
2011-11-11
Yogur de Saliva [Pineapple | with Aloe Vera]
That's right folks, Yogur de Saliva... now you don't even need your own saliva to digest or enjoy this tasty beverage, it's done for you, pre-digested in a bottle.
If only--I wish--actually it's Yogur de Savila... which is Portuguese for Youghurt of Saliva... hey awesome, so it is saliva after all...
No no... unfortunately Savila translates as Vera and I have no idea if it's portguese, apparently, so no luck with that... how do I know, because on the other side of the bottle they have the potentially "English" version of the name, Yogo Vera...
Okay, about to open the fridge door, take it out and have my first gulp...
Oh jesus... i think i just threw up in my mouth a little... no wait, i think i just took a sip of someoen else throwing up into my mouth a little..notice the lowercase "i's"... my body is suddenly drained of life as i try to refrain from barfing.
Why oh why would they sell a drink that is made up of someone else's predigested goodness?
Okay, maybe I exaggerate, you are immediately hit with a very tangy pineapple yoghurt tang, did i mention it was tangy? Anyway so after recovering from the tang you get hit with a wall of pure glucose, though i'm yet to understand what all the hype about "with Aloe Vera" is all about.
But hey, it's proudly a "PRODUCT OF SOUTH KOREA" and that's okay with me.
Okay, second and third sips now and once you get over the tang, it's basically cloudy pineapple juice. It has chunks in it which at first I think might be pineapple but they're probably vera.
Now I just shook it and had finally tasting gulp... I recommend you shake it before consuming, now there are a lot of chunks, chunks of someone else's pre-digested salival efforts, but well worth y
our effort.
Ta(ng)ste (7.5)
Weirdness (6)
Satisfaction (6.5)
2011-01-03
Let's get physical [House Wellness | C1000]
It’s red and yellow coloration immediately reminded me of McDonald’s, but that is where my familiarity ceased. I believe it is called C1000 because it contains 1000mg of vitamin C (16% of your daily recommended allotment). “vitamin DRINK” is written largely across the center of the bottle, so this may be the actual name. I am unsure if the drink contains any other vitamins because the only other recognizable character on the bottle is the number 8 displayed between some Japanese characters and followed by an explanation point. 8!!!! GREAT!!! 8 vitamins maybe? Vitamin C, vitamin big-eyed boy that looks like a girl, vitamin bear driving car?
The actual drink was carbonated. It tasted like a milder (less medicine-tasting) red bull with a stronger citrus taste. The drink tasted average to me. There was nothing bad about it, but it just got boring after a while.
Taste (4)
Weirdness (3)
Satisfaction (3.5)
2010-06-30
[LOTTE | 2% Lemon]
Why? Do you enjoy drinking dish-water? If your answer was yes, then read no further, this drink is for you and I congratulate you on finally finding your one true drink.
If your answer was a rationally resounding NO, then this drink unfortunately is not for you, which is what I discovered as I drained the can into my osophagus[sic].
Manufactured yet again by our brethren at LOTTE (like the last several posts), this drink was a disappointment from start to finish. You'd think as they'd gotten the subtle flavours right for the 2 percent peach that they'd nail the 2 percent lemon - but no.
Like a really dodgy watered down lemon dish washing detergent in a can, that's what you get. (Can looks nice though ;)
Taste (2)
Weirdness (1)
Satisfaction (0)
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2010-05-14
[CALPIS | THE PREMIUM CALPIS]
Since pur-chasing the above mentioned beveraged, i pur-chased a second one as it's so good. if you were blind-folded and drinking it, i'd like to think you'd be forgiven for thinking it has a slightly orangey taste which i didn't notice before... then again, it might just be me.
calpis.co.jp, calpis.co.jp/english or calpis.net are the places to go to find more info. enjoy!
Taste (9.5) nearly a 10
Weirdness (3.5)
Satisfaction (8)
2010-04-10
Oishii! [CALPIS | Strawberry Calpis]
This one is part of the "Fruit Calpis" range and as my first drink in this range I am impressed. The flavour is unmistakably strawberry and unlike some of the other fruit drinks actually tastes like real fruit. The bottle is a good size at 500ml and goes down easy.
It's a really enjoyable drink, probably one of the best I've reviewed lately and the only complaint I would have if any is that there isn't enough. The drink is slightly watery, but that's what you come to expect from Calpis drinks, a watery milky drink.
The only Calpis drink I've had before is the plain canned variety and that was pretty good.
If you wanna find out more about what we thought of Calpis, also known as Calpico be sure to check out asianbev's great video review and his other reviews here and here.
Taste (9.5) Oishii!
Weirdness (4.5)
Satisfaction (9)
2010-02-10
2008-06-13
News
Hello?
Is anybody there?
It's the 17th. Where's the update for crying out loud?
Well, to answer your question... Unfortunately, there is no update.
Why not? Because I got overly ambitious and failed.
A lot of work goes into an update. First of all you have to drink something. Also you have to take a picture of the bottle AND, AND, don't forget, you have to write like a paragraph.
Please forgive me in my humiliating embarrassment. Believe me, there is plenty more Shrimp Coffee, Pork's Blood Tea, Green Yogurt Curd Juice, Bread Wine Water, and Bread Water Wine out there to try and write about. There's a lot to learn to. That being said, my suggestion to you: Get out there and research!
2008-05-06
[KIRIN | Ice Lemon]
Kirin, although you make a good product, there's room for improvement here.
Taste (7)
Weirdness (2)
Satisfaction (6)
2008-05-04
[Sangaria | Grape 100% 赤ぶどう]
yes, so a classic case of a potentially great flavour spoiled by watering it down... sangaria, what are you doing..? it would be understandable if it was a tea or 'grape water' but damn... that just ruinouses[sic] it for me.
i mean it's still refreshingly crisp and all that, but come on!
actually, on second tasting, and having now consumed most of it, it's starting to grow on me... what originally was a watery taste has given way to a much subtler but deeper flavour which is quite pleasant really.
the drink seems to based on "california ruby-red grapes" and is manufactured by Sangaria... go figure.
Taste (6..wait a minute 7.5)
Weirdness (6)
Satisfaction (6.5)
2008-05-03
[Takeda | YOU C1000 Vitamin Lemon]
I reckon' this drink would taste better without carbonation, but that's just me. Overall, if you're feeling a bit flat (no pun intended), a shot of vitamins might be just what Dr. Takeda ordered.
Taste (8)
Weirdness (5) Sony?
Satisfaction (6)
Ice Ice Latte [KIRIN | ESPRESSO TEA]
What seems like a fairly harmless, perhaps even novel yet odd idea--tea in a can--espresso style... forget it. At my first sip I thought...
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