2007-11-18

Yakult

Yakult is very popular here. There are commercials on television that praise it as one of the healthiest things there can be for you. Each tiny (shot-sized) bottle reads, "The Healthy Family Drink." It tastes like exactly what it is - milk that is being forced to change into yogurt by the addition of bacteria strains.

Taste (5)
Weirdness (3)

2007-11-17

Nah [POKKA | green tea - sweet jasmine]

You'd be forgiven for thinking that I've already reviewed this drink. It's a very close cousin of Pokka's green tea - honey & lemon that I looked at earlier which are both relatives of Pokka's Blueberry Tea.

Unfortunately, unlike the honey and lemon, this one failed to satisfy. I've mentioned before that I'm not a huge fan of green tea, and the addition of jasmine in this case made it worse. It has a weird chemically after taste that is unpleasant and should be reserved for medicines only.

Although it lacked any real appeal to me in terms of taste, it was refreshing. If you're looking for a green tea with additional flavour I'd go for the honey & lemon version.

Taste (3.5)

Weirdness (5)

Satisfaction (1.5)

2007-11-16

[Taste Nirvana | Creamy Thai Tea]



Taste Nirvana makes several bold claims on its bottle:
  • A uniquely full-bodied and Rich Tea
  • Pure flavor enlightenment
  • Happiness in a bottle
This product claims to be a product of Thailand, but it turns out that this is an American from Thailand bottling this and other similar beverages out of California. They go to such great lengths to disguise this fact, that I myself am still confused. Look at this map.


I have loved Thai Tea for a long time. While I still enjoy the flavor that comes from the bottle, nothing can beat Thai tea made fresh at a Thai restaurant. Something in the preservatives used to keep the milk/cream from spoiling and allowing years of shelf-life fundamentally destroys the after taste. If you want a great dream with a little nightmare mixed in, go get this drink today. If you just want the good without any of the evil, order Thai tea from a Thai restaurant.


Taste (5)

Weirdness (2)

2007-11-15

[Famous House | Papaya Juice]


Asia is a continent of extremes. Depending on the drink you drink from there alone, you may think that Asia is like heaven on Earth or that it is as royally messed up as your brain will allow you to comprehend.

I was immediately attracted to Famous House Papaya Juice because of its green and white cow in the middle of a circle on a bright orange can. Other than that, there's no other English on the can.

Famous House is a Taiwanese company. They also sell this beverage in a smaller can with a slightly different name and design.

The liquid poured out a milky orange. This is contrary to the "juice" it promised, however it does account for the oddity of the cow on the can.

The taste? Fake milk combined with fake fruit. Would this complement a dish of beef bulgogi? Sure, what wouldn't? Would I go out of my way to find a can of Famous House's Tropical Milk Juice? No of course not. Asia is a big slab of land, and we still have much work ahead of us.

Taste (5)

Weirdness (7)

2007-11-12

Sweet! Mate [??? | ???]

Now that is a seriously sweet drink! Although I don't really have a clue what the fruit is, it tastes kinda like a combination of green apple and unripened mango, but I'm not sure it's either.

The picture on the can looks a bit like a green apple, but shaped more like a peach.

There's no obvious english on the can, but after closer inspection the words "NEW & BEST" are written in almost illegibly small print on the back of the can below what looks like the logo.

Anyway, the flavour was very enjoyable and it was an extremely refreshing 180ml package.

Taste (9)

Weirdness (6.5)

Update: I found a small url embedded in another obscure spot on the can and after going through the site I found the product. The company is called HTB, or Haitai Beverage Corporation. The following is a google translation from their site, so that probably contributes to its classic nature but: "...Haitai Beverage (HK) is a leading product in Your love and faith, not to repay their loans in order to work." - Right. I'm still not sure what the fruit is but it does look like an unripe or green mango....(the image is linked from their site). [nah just joking, it's olive oil {not}];

Double Update: And don't ask how I figured this out, but the fruit is referred to as an Ume Plum, although it's apparently more closely related to an apricot, and yes it is green, originally from China. [Thanks Wikipedia!]

2007-11-11

Beanz [LOTTE | Let's Be MILD]

Ice cold milk coffee in a can. It's a great invention and this is one of the better ones. Let's be MILD is a pretty relaxing and full flavoured brew, great on a hot humid day and just strong enough to get a nice caffeine fix off it.

"Enjoy the rich flavour & aroma of carefully selected coffee beans. Indulge yourself with the soft taste!"

Thanks for carefully selecting those beans guys! I appreciate it.

Taste (7.5)

Weirdness (5.5) [for the name!]

[Chin Chin | Grass Jelly Drink]

Where do I begin?

Grass Jelly is an Asian desert drink. The can depicts a wide glass full of a dark green/brown chunky liquid and three lychee berries beside it. I opened it and poured the liquid into a glass. It is a dark, cloudy brown with small particles floating within. It looks a lot like flat Coke. It tastes very sweet and minty. In fact, it is so sweet and minty it is difficult to determine any other tastes except perhaps a slight root beer taste. While it's nothing I'd be drawn to in the future, the experience was far less horrifying that I expected. The only other shock came when I went to refill my glass. The bottom 3rd of the can wasn't liquid but dark brown jelly. It wouldn't pour out of the can because it was too large for the mouth hole, but I could clearly see it.

Sorry about the darkness of the photos. There is a small chance they will be replaced with brighter ones one day.

Taste (5)

Weirdness (9)

Pomegranate [LOTTE | PUNICA GRANATUM]

Okay, this one was a seriously unexpected taste sensation in a tiny can from Lotte. Good work guys!

I guess pomegranate isn't something I've had a lot of and this tasted really exotic to me, and totally delicious. Shame it's such a small can, cause it was all over in a matter of seconds.

I will be reinvesting in this one. If anyone can read what the name of the drink is, would appreciate the knowledge.

Taste (9)

Weirdness (5)

Update: Found the Korean TV ad for this beverage!

[Want Want | ???]










This is a different flavor of a drink I previously reviewed. The only visual differences are that the can is red (as opposed to yellow) and the letters "DHA" appear in a pink circle on the red can.

As best as I can tell this is the "original" flavor and the yellow can is the "fruit" flavor. The red can tastes nowhere near as good as its cousin.

I would best describe it as dehydrated milk.


Taste (1)

Weirdness (8)










Seafood Packs

This is a large bag of many smaller packs of flavored fish jerky. "Natural is Best" is written across the front of the outer bag. The ingredients are printed on an English label on the back of the sack, and I have written them below.

Ingredients: Sleeve-fish, Cod, Mintai Fish, Yellow Croaker, Chzong Fish, Sugar, Soy Sauce, Salt, Chili Powder, Sesame, Ginger Juice, Spices.

I started out by eating the lower-middle green pack in the picture. It was alright, I guess. It was small pieces of salty white fish jerky. The second pack I tried was disgusting. The top middle red in the picture - it was thick slices the size of sardines. They may have had a slathering of BBQ sauce too, but the most predominate flavor other than the fish were the giant sugar crystals. Fish is not a candy. This combination works as well as ice cream topped with wood chips. I then tried the yellow on the bottom row. Small light cubes with alternating rows of fish and sesame seeds. Absolutely terrible. I wish I had never made this purchase, and there's not much else I can say other than that I didn't try the 4 remaining varieties.

Taste (1)

Weirdness (8)

[Woongjin | Honey and Red Ginseng]

Hey Sean! ... I mean everyone.
I'd like to quickly provide a series of mini-reviews as my back log is beginning to fill up. The first drink is Honey and Red Ginseng made by Korean manufacturer Woongjin. It is the second drink down on the left hand side in the link. Of this drink, the company says, "beverage made with carefully selected honey and six year-old steamed red ginseung."
- wow. I'll keep my eye out for some of their other drinks like Morning Rice, Ski Bori, Spring Scent, and You and C. Honey and Red Ginseng has a vivid gold color, a potent ginseng taste, and a light honey taste. Annie took a light sip and was revolted. While ginseng has a potent earthy taste and certainly won't be liked by all, I like it once in a while.

Taste (5)
Weirdness (3)

[Lotte | ???]

It's impossible to say much about what this beverage may be from its bottle alone. The only English written on it is "Lotte" which is its Korean manufacturer. Otherwise, the 370 ml bottle consists of alternating purple and green flowers and some Korean writing. It's hard to say exactly what this tastes like. It even takes multiple sips to determine if its good or not. It turns out that it's not good. At first sniff, it smells somewhat like the remains of a campfire from the previous night. The first taste that I detected was wood. After many sips, this was the only flavor I could name, but I knew there was another familiar aftertaste much more subtle than the wood flavor. I now believe this to be tea. Annie tried it and at first described it as chocolate with no sugar and then also noted that it tasted like sesame seeds. There's a very distinct possibility that this may be Sesame Tea. Its good enough to eat, but I wouldn't drink it if I were you.

Taste (2)
Weirdness (7)

Ice Ice Latte [KIRIN | ESPRESSO TEA]

What seems like a fairly harmless, perhaps even novel yet odd idea--tea in a can--espresso style... forget it. At my first sip I thought...